this myth is not funny and just plain boring but this is my blog so fuck you

since you can never get enough of creation myths
here's another one
you assholes

so
you have like an egg
a big cosmic egg that's just there
and the egg somehow breaks so you have a sea
and there is nothing besides the sea
except like heaven
in which you have sky daddy
who is like a gothass graybearded bitch
with like all black clothe
sky mom
who wears white clothes
with stars on them
which is genuinely fucked
because
how can you see the stars
the stars are basically useless
and they have a son/Sun
who keeps asking
when is the world gonna be created
huh
huh
huh
when am i gonna get humans
huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
HEY, DAD
whenamigonnagetthehumansandtheworld, dad?

and the sun keeps asking that
FORFUCKINGEVER
and skydad is like
okay
you know what
NOW
YOU GET YOUR HUMAN WORLD NOW, SON

and his kid is like 
ok dad but how
and skydad is just like
ok
so you have the eternal sea
well
in the sea there are like these seeds 
(which is apparently why in hungarian
magyar means hungarian
because
mag=seed in hungarian
which fucks me horizontally
and vertically
because my parents never told me i am a seed person)
and son from the seeds you make the humans
ok

so the son looks at the sea
and turns into a golden duck
so he like
dives down into the deepest depth of the sea
but can't find anything down there
so he goes right back to the surface
and yells
FUCK YOU DAD
and dives back again
but this time
the air from his nostrils
you know
duckstrils
(spellcheck says duckstrils are a word
which is nice to know)
and like
the air bubbles go to the surface
and this time duck-sun-son hits the seeds
with his beak and so the seed swims to the surface of the water
and when the bubbles and the seeds mix
humans are created

and the message of the story is
if you want to know interesting and funny stories
go for hungarian folktales
not myths
because most of the only ones that survived ones are boring as balls