"it's my dad's party and i'll burn if i want to"

okay
it's tree am and i have nothing to lose

so you know that guy
shiva
i mean i didn't really tell you about the guy
i mean he only appeared as the guy who owns a cool realm
and kali's dancefloor
but okay

so one day this queen
prasuti
is like
aw man i want a daughter
so she's like
hey brahma can ya help in here
i want a daughter
and brahma is like
ok ya go meditate in the woods with your husband and this goddess chick
adi parashakti will help you
and so prasuti and her husband daksha go into the woods and meditate
and after some time adi parashakti is like
hey folks
heard ya need something from me
fuck ya want?
and prasuti is like
well
i want a daughter
sooooooooooooooooooooooo
could you like
reincarnate into my baby
so i can have a daughter
and the goddess is like
cool okay
but if you are dicks to me
I'LL FUCK YOU UP
and prasuti is like
ya cool okay
but adi parashakti is like
FUCK YOU UP
GET IT
and prasuti is like
okay

so after some time the queen has a daughter
her name is sati and she's like super hot
and everything is super duper
except for the fact that brahma had to say adi parashakti that he'll also include marrying an incarnation of shiva so she'd agree to being reincarnated as a baby
BUT
sati's dad is fucking hates this guy who is reincarnated as shiva
BUT
sati has a huge ladyboner for shiva
so when the two get married
dude daksha is like
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
and disowns sati
but she's not really thinking about that
and she's off boning shiva

but this one time her dad makes this big party
and sends everyone in existence these invitations
that are like 
COME TO THE PARTY
from: king daksha
to: every1 except my shitty not-daughter-anymore sati & her asshole husband
and shiva is like
FUCK THIS GUY
and rips the invitation in like a billion pieces
but sati is like
aw but i wanna go to the party
even though i am totally not invited and my dad hates me
and shiva is like
no
we're not going
fuck that guy
and sati is like
no
fuck YOU
so she goes to her dad's party
and is like
hey dad
i'm here
and daksha is like
fuck you
and sati turns into adi parashakti and is like
no
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
and starts fucking burning from rage
and curses everyone to be killed by shiva
because i don't know guilt by associating with her dad?
and curses the party to suck like a motherfucker
but let's face it
somebody's daughter busting in, turning into the ULTIMATE FEMININE FORCE OF THE UNIVERSE and cursing everyone to be killed by her weird husband
isn't exactly something that makes a party be cool
but ok
but she's so pissed about this
SHE BURNS HER MORTAL SHELL OFF AND SOMEHOW DIES

so when shiva busts in everyone is like oh shit
so he's so sad
he starts dancing
THE ULTIMATE DESTRUCTION OF THE UNIVERSE DANCE
and pulls out like two locks of his hair
which turn into
virbhadra and bjadrakali
and those two summon the ultimate hindu goddess murdersquad
you know
kali,  katyayini, chamunda, ishaani, mundamardini, bhadra, vaishnavi and twarita
and they all start a fucking murderfest
fucking butchering around
stabbing dudes
playing head volleyball
highfiving with severed hands
that type of shit

but in the morning shiva pussies up like a little bitch
and resurrects everyone
even daksha
who gets resurrected with the head of a goat for some reason
okay and after that shiva is like going round the universe
carrying around sita's remains
and crying like a pussy
but then vishnu rolls up and puts sita back
but cuts her into 52 pieces and throws them around earth
and idk something about shiva having to meditate
HARD
so he'd resurrect sita who is now called shakti peeths
and after he meditates long enough she gets reincarnated as  parvati
and i dunno
they live happily ever after
because parvati's dad isn't a dick

so
message of the story
if you aren't invited to a party
your best bet is not to go
because let's face it
no one likes seeing someone burn themselves to death
and then getting murdered by the scorched person's husband